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september 19, 2003
Lifið fallega

Nú er vinnudagurinn búinn og ég á aðeins eftir að undirbúa átök næstu viku. Ég vil bara óska ykkur velfarnaðar um helgina, vona að þið njótið lífsins, það ætla ég að gera. Einn stuttur í tilefni helgarinnar:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
MS